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That Santa Letter [Dec. 7th, 2005|08:00 pm]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I put gum in pulltabhere's hair (-12 points). In October I gave zoe_bowie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, classics79 (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I helped bombe_alaska see the light (8 points). Last month jingamoffin and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5059 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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So it turns out i'm quite evil Mwahaha :shifty:

I make no apologies I really want that spanking ;)

[User Picture]From: zoe_bowie
2005-12-07 09:05 am (UTC)
Wet willie...hee hee...
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[User Picture]From: pinball_pops
2005-12-08 03:03 am (UTC)
I think I lost points for taking it back :shifty:
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[User Picture]From: midnighty
2005-12-07 09:47 am (UTC)
Wow you really have been bad. :o
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[User Picture]From: pinball_pops
2005-12-08 03:05 am (UTC)
Pretty bad, I haven't gotten to you yet ;) I need +5060
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[User Picture]From: classics79
2005-12-07 01:25 pm (UTC)
Oh man, you promised you'd rob the bank with me! :(
Can I at least get a cut?

And what's the deal with genocide? Does that mean you wiped out the entire race of me? Bwahaha!

Get in line for the spanking sister - I'm first ;)
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[User Picture]From: pinball_pops
2005-12-08 03:09 am (UTC)
Well after you set my puppy on fire I had to rob the bank with someone else ;)

But since I did commit genocide I suppose you can have a cut. How come you have your own race of you? I want my own race of me.
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From: jingamoffin
2005-12-10 04:27 am (UTC)
I would never rob a bank. *snooty* You must have forced me at gunpoint. Either that or my lover needed a sex change.*

*Not funny unless you've seen Dog Day Afternoon.
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[User Picture]From: pinball_pops
2005-12-10 06:27 am (UTC)
*Add's Dog day afternoon to the list of movies jinga mentions but I haven't seen yet :cry:! I'm serious developing an inferiority complex!

You so robbed the bank with me and that's what i'm saying when they offer me lighter sentence for turning in the mastermind :shifty:.
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From: jingamoffin
2005-12-10 07:10 am (UTC)
Why do I always pick movies you haven't seen to reference? :banghead: Good movie anyway. ;)

Noooooo! The last thing I need is to be bottom bunk in a cell with Fisty McRapesalot. *cries*
It does make sense that I'd be the mastermind, though. *pops collar*
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[User Picture]From: pinball_pops
2005-12-12 03:45 am (UTC)
It's actually a good thing gives me movies to check out which is great!


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